Hello all,
ever wanted to kill your boss, well…. here is the chance to kill him without going to jail…
try to find 17 ways to kill your boss, this game is used for stress management so have fun

thanks for playing.
have a good day.

Hello all,

imagine your self in these following situation’s…….how would you feel ?!

10-you might consider driving this car instead of  motors,it has the same price?!

9-you might consider watching other sports

8-in order to avoid this kind of situation u have to do what mercedes did in her s class 2010 :D

7-after this accident you will probably spend a lot of time in the hospital so you might need tv glasses to keep you happy

6-you probably need to hear a sad song after this accident so try out this small ipod

5-ouch……. no comment

4-who needs children this robot suit is better

3-whats better than a flying fish !?!!! its a flying man

2-this guy is singing with michael jackson now ……

1- there is nothing worse than choosing whether to jump from a 1,368 ft tall building or to fry to death?!9/11 america world trade center

thanks for steping by.

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Do you feel like kicking your computers ass !! but cant offord to buy a new one ….

well here is a way that will make you relax and empty that energy

play this game its amazing:

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AWESOME FACE

joke #1 : Too late
Two women met in the afterlife, the first one asks the other about the way she died, she answered: “I froze to death, how about you?”
The first one replied:
“one day, I went home early from work, I was sure that my husband was cheating on me, I searched everywhere but I didn’t find anyone,so i had a stroke and died”
the other woman said:
“Can I ask you a question?! Why on earth didn’t you search in the refrigerator?
if you did both of us would be alive by now. ”

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

PS. Sure is hot down here.

This category will get u from this mood:

to this mood :

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joke #1: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

joke # 2 : Blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

joke # 3: Generous lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … no.”

The lawyer interrupts, “or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

“or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…”

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?”

joke # 4 : A Really bad day :

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”

“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”

“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”