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Aug 31 / Rasheed

Funny jokes Part 2 LMAO

AWESOME FACE :D

AWESOME FACE :D

joke #1 : Too late :D
Two women met in the afterlife, the first one asks the other about the way she died, she answered: “I froze to death, how about you?”
The first one replied:
“one day, I went home early from work, I was sure that my husband was cheating on me, I searched everywhere but I didn’t find anyone,so i had a stroke and died”
the other woman said:
“Can I ask you a question?! Why on earth didn’t you search in the refrigerator?
if you did both of us would be alive by now. ” :)


joke #2: Error effect : :D
A man left for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. he could not find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife,whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

PS. Sure is hot down here.


thanks for reading .
have a good day :D
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